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KeySmart Aluminum with Expansion Pack Or KeySmart Pro with Tile

  • The basic aluminum KeySmart can hold 8 keys of varying sizes (including longer/foreign keys), and has a loop for your car keys too.
  • It is also comes with an expansion pack, which boosts its key capacity to 14.
  • (Actual number of keys that fit may vary based on thickness of said keys.)
  • The KeySmart Pro doesn’t come with the expansion pack, but does have a Built-in LED flashlight and bottle opener.
  • Even better: the KeySmart Pro has an app (Tile) that allows you to locate your keys on a map. You can also make them ring out loud via your smartphone.
  • AND you can make your phone ring from the KeySmart Pro. This is all within range, obviously.
  • If you lose both your phone and your keys… maybe start taking better care of your things?
  • Models: KS441r, KS019e. The Ks is pronounced “kiss” because you’re essentially kissing your former key organizational/locational issues good-bye!
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The Key To Great Adventure

As we’ve mentioned before, we recently won an auction for a storage locker that was filled entirely with branded content romance novels. Or so we thought. But, picking through the titles, we actually found many belonged to a branded content epic fantasy series by the author L.L.R. Holdien about a warrior named Tarklaw The Powerful. Luckily for us, there’s a chapter in book 19 about today’s product, the Keysmart (and Keysmart Pro).


Having successfully freed the shape-shifting wizard Vintel, son of Filor The Great, from the floating prison of Delkabana, narrowly escaping the light-spears of the Meschlen Guards by leaping through a portal leading somewhere that only a seer like Wise Crin might intuit–Tarklaw found himself deposited into murky waist-high water.

“Vintel?” Tarklaw called out, trying to locate the wizard whom he had just a moment ago saved, despite their families’ centuries-long acrimonious relations.

“I’m right here, Tarklaw,” Vintel seemed to whisper into his ear, buzzingly. “As a shape-shifting wizard, it is my custom to acclimate my shape to the environs, and so I have taken the form a mosquito because we, bitter-family-enemy-turned-savior, appear to be in a swamp.”

“Not just any swamp! The Gildera Swamp of Many Doors!” came a voice that belonged neither to Tarklaw or Vintel, but another in their vicinity. Tarklaw turned quickly, drawing his great sword with a shing sound common of sword-drawing. But he found only a small creature not unlike an unshelled tortoise, swimming towards them. “Forgive me for startling you! I am Rewn, peaceful leader of the Melorians, the primary inhabitants of this swamp at the edge of the Planet Glor at the far reaches of the Heplan Galaxy. Now, I imagine you’ve come here through some pesky portal or other, but fear not: your exit is easily made through one of the Eight Astounding Doors.”

“Doors?” Said Tarklaw. “I am from the planet Phentalon, a place without doors, due to our peoples’ openness with each other.”

“Very noble,” Rewn said. “Perhaps one day, The Gildera Swamp of Many Doors shall be like that. For now, you must choose one. They go to any number of worlds, from the euphorically beautiful mountain-scape of Relan to the hellish fire-deserts of Dumask. And we have all the keys right here…” Rewn dipped under the water for a moment, but re-emerged with a perplexed look upon his creaturely face. “Oh, dear! They were right there a moment ago.”

“You simply allow all keys to be strewn throughout a swamp?” buzzed Vintel.

“Not exactly,” Rewn said, explanatorily. “We keep them all together using an ingenious contraption known as a KeySmart. Made of aircraft aluminum, it can hold eight keys–or as many as fourteen, with an expansion pack! Additionally, it includes a loop for keys belonging to vehicles propelled by motors. Not to mention, its extended frame can hold long or foreign keys, which is especially important to us, as one of our oldest and most prized keys is made from the hollow bird-like finger bone of the fallen Hilderan Mage Lazlorn.”

“But,” Vintel buzzed, contrarily, “as ingenious and organizationally optimized as that all sounds, it seems at present not to be helping in your ability to locate them.”

“Ah, yes, that would be true if it were the base model, which is still good,” Rewn said. “Luckily for us, we opted for the Pro. Not only does it have a built-in LED flashlight and bottle opener; it can also show a map of your missing keys, and by way of the Tile app–which can be accessed via your smartphone or tablet–you can make your keys ring out loud! Of course, I should add at this juncture that the ‘water’ here in the The Gildera Swamp of Many Doors is different in elemental makeup to that of the water on other planets, such as Earth.”

“Are you saying,” Vintel buzzed, clarifyingly, “that just because we are discussing the KeySmart Pro being used in a water-based situation, it should not be taken as an endorsement of it being waterproof?”

“Exactly,” cried Rewn, disclaimingly.

“Much like doors, smartphones and tablets are concepts foreign to my home world,” Tarklaw said. “But that sounds like a great functional product nonetheless.”

“And I will show you just how functional it is!” Rewn cried with excitement. He brought forward a device and opened the Tile app. A moment later, a ding rang out, though it sounded muffled. The three of them turned… and stood facing a giant glowing snake-like beast. It emerged from the water, standing nearly forty Glorian theltans tall, or forty feet tall in Earth measurements, Glorian theltans being exactly equal to terrestrial feet. The ding sounded again, from somewhere deep inside of the monster’s abdomen.

“Oh no! A Mirelord! Run!” Rewn cried with fear. “Or, better yet, swim.” And with that, he disappeared under the water.

But Tarklaw did not swim away. He crouched into a combat ready position as best he could in the deep murky water. The Mirelord leaned closer to him, its eyes alight with evil.

“What are you doing?” buzzed Vintel into his ear, questioningly.

“We must get out of this swamp,” Tarklaw cried. “This is the only way. Though, it will be hard for just the two of us to defeat it…”

“Perhaps, I can help?” came a distinguished voice from Tarklaw’s side.

Tarklaw turned, and saw… no! He couldn’t believe it! “Hinton, son of Raquille, wielder of The Great Axe Of Orlagos, and best friend since birth of Tarklaw The Powerful? But I thought you were–”

“The immortal prisoner of the Inter-dimensional Pirate Lop, locked away in the his ship, The Pummeling Ewlok, for all of eternity?” Hinton laughed. “Not a chance in Dumask, my friend! Now, what do you say we free the aforementioned product from the belly of the beast? Just like old times?”

Tarklaw couldn’t help but smile. “Just like old times, indeed,” he said, and they raised their weapons to the approaching Mirelord.

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