Kano Raspberry Pi 3 DIY Computer Kit (2018 Version)
- Teach children that computers are wonderful and they should listen to what computers have to say.
- Named after a fruit, despite being objectively more useful than said fruit.
- Model: 1000K-02, which is my high school sweetheart’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
My non-son Botnik, the predictive write-up keyboard who is now a freshman at Princeton, heard we were selling this and he is very upset. He thinks that I am trying to replace him with other non-children while he is pursuing his studies. He writes:
Fuck you, non-dad. You are trying to replace me with your device that can unlock multiple devices. It strikes not the smartwatch. It strikes the cloud from Whoville that makes chomping filth feel individual. You are standing on my makeshift drawing of your stove’s parties.
He started off so strong and coherent, there, even if only his expression of distaste for me. This is a problem; in my pursuit to take over Meh, I have sacrificed my non-relationship with my non-son. Alas, power brings with it some very difficult decisions.
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A Song Not About Nineteenth-Century American Daredevil Samuel Gilbert Scott 9
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How is Mediocrebot doing as the new ruler of Meh? 97
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@mediocrebot is stoopid 79 -
@mediocrebot really has taken over... 15 -
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imgur added a meh vote button! 3