KC Jagger Sequin Clutch
- This is the first clutch we’ve sold in this Meh-rathon
- And the second product with sequins
- And the 500th product with an absurd name
- Seriously, KC Jagger sounds like an Animal Crossing character
- That is the first Animal Crossing reference we’ve made in this Meh-rathon
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: ladym@simplystreep.com
SUBJ: You are just THE BEST.
Madame Streep,
Huge fan. I love your work. All of it. You’re tremendous, an incredible presence. Your acting is just…gah. You’re beyond mere words. I know this email isn’t even making sense right now, I’m just blabbering like a fangirl. Sorry! I’ll cut to the chase.
Will you please make a sequel to Death Becomes Her?
I got into an argument with my wife’s uncle about whether or not you’re in that movie (he’s a Philistine) and to convince him we ended up watching it and TOUR. DE. FORCE. MERYL.
Seriously. Whatever you’re working on, it can wait. Take it from me. Please make this happen!
Yours forever and then some,
Meh
