IQ Cordless TENS and EMS Massager
- A TENS massager that is utterly free of hands
- Does contain butterflies, however,
- Good for relieving stress from Meh-rathons
- And for anyone who enjoys that electro-pulse feeling
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: admin@yelp.com
SUBJ: A yelp for help!
Hello Fine People of Yelp,
Recently I rated a coffeeshop near my home using your wonderful site. Thank you for providing us regular folk with the means to stick it to the greedy corporations and fat cats in suits behind places like Connie’s Coffee Corner who think they can get away with charging $1.50 for a cup of coffee when they only have whole, skim, and soy milk on offer in addition to half and half. The gall of these people is disturbing.
I know we’ve discussed this at length previously, but please reconsider my humble request to allow for negative star ratings as I feel they are the only way to truly convey my disgust and the only appropriate punishment for people like Connie Lewis. The peanut butter scone I asked her to make special was disgusting. I don’t care if it’s not on the menu, Connie! I’m a customer! And I’m always right! And I want a peanut butter scone with my coffee and I’m not going to wait more than 15 minutes for it!
They must suffer, Yelp. They all must suffer.
Yours in five star frivolity,
Meh
