Instant Regret Kit

  • These aren’t going to ship any time soon
  • Like, the April IRKs haven’t shipped yet
  • You can’t expect to get this soon
  • It will be a WHILE
  • A really really long while
  • Sorry!
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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“You’re adopted,” Johnny said.

So far today...

  • 109413 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 6% on a tablet.
  • 594 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 101 of these.
  • We sold out at 10:42pm.
  • That’s $572 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?