Instant Regret Kit

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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“What proverb would that be?” Cliff said standing over the aliens.

“That sticks and stones break bones!” said Klington. “Kriton-9, requesting beam-up!”

“Wait!” Cliff cried.

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