Instant Regret Kit

  • Here’s the deal: it’s not shipping for a while
  • And we mean a while
  • Like, April’s IRKs haven’t shipped yet
  • You need to know that going in
  • It’s going to be a LONG TIME before these ship
  • Sorry, but you’ve been warned
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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“And then every cliff,” said the alien formerly known as agent Klington, “IN THE WORLD!”

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  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?