Imperial Pearl 36" Station Necklace
- As the title says, this is an Imperial Pearl 36" Station Necklace
- That said, we know what Pearl, 36", and Necklace mean – we don’t know what Imperial and Station refer to
- Truth be told, it probably doesn’t matter
- It’s not like the recipient is going to know what it’s called, or care
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: marketing@pringles.com
SUBJ: Julio?
You guys named the Pringles guy Julio? Why? How? What data was used to make this decision? Is he…is he Mexican? I mean, I don’t care if he is. I’m not upset by that. I just…never got that vibe from him at all.
I always thought the bushy eyebrows and big mustached invoked kind of a barbershop aesthetic. Not to imply that a Mexican guy couldn’t be into barbershop music. Again, I just never saw it.
Boy, this is really having a much bigger impact on me than I would’ve anticipated.
Julio Pringles. Wow. I did not see that coming.
My uncle Lee wasn’t able to stop after popping and now he’s dead,
Meh
