Instant Regret Kit

  • It just won’t DIE!!!
  • Model: 1RK1N6-0N-H4LL0W33N
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

Perhaps this is a backdoor, you think, a way out to the woods, through which you can sneak to the road.

But when you pull the door open, you find only another closet, and another of those terrible monstrosities. And yet, you do not clamor back in terror. Instead you lean forward to inspect its ridiculously regrettable contents. You feel proud to have faced your fears.

And that’s when something grabs a hold of your shoulder.

So far today...

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  • (including shipping)

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