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HP 15.6" Laptop w/Pentium Quad-Core Processor, 4GB SDRAM & 1TB HDD (refurbished)

  • Honestly, most of the important details are in the product’s name.
  • You got your 15.6" touchscreen, you got your Pentium N3710 Quad-Core Processor, you got your terabyte hard drive, and 4GBs of SDRAM, you got Windows 10
  • It comes in a few different colors. You millennials eat that Pantone shit up, right?
  • This isn’t this laptop’s first rodeo. It’s been refurbished.
  • Model: 2MW37UA, which kinda sounds like a very elaborate acronym for a Craigslist Personals ad, doesn’t it?
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The Wizard Of Meh

And after their long journey, @tnhillbillygal, @BillLehecka, and @wifeduck arrived at last at the chamber of the Wizard of Meh.

“Who is it that comes before the great Wizard of Meh?” the Wizard said in a bellowing voice that nearly sent the three of them running. His face, which looked strikingly similar to that of @Dave, appeared floating in front of them.

“Mr. Wizard,” @tnhillbillygal said, “We’ve done what you’ve told us, in order to appear in a write-up.”

“We followed,” said @BillLehecka.

“We liked,” said @wifeduck.

“We retweeted,” said @tnhillbillygal.

“Yes, yes,” said the Wizard. “Then you tweeted a selfie with the original tweet printed out. Then you quote-tweeted that tweet with a proclamation that you were in the dumbest giveaway ever. I’m aware. But unfortunately, I cannot grant you your write-up appearance today. You’ll have to come back tomorrow.”

“What?! Tomorrow?!” said @wifeduck.

“We want our write-up NOW!” said @BillLehecka.

“Yeah! I’ve been a member since all they way back in May!” said @tnhillbillygal.

“And I’ve been here since longer than that. I’m celebrating my four year anniversary this month,” said @wifeduck.

“I backed the friggin’ Kickstarter!” said @BillLehecka. “This is such garbage!”

Flames shot from below the Wizard’s hovering face. “How dare you question the great Wizard of Meh! I am no mere man! I am a being with QC Pentium processing power, integrated Intel HD Graphics, and a terabyte of storage! All wrapped in an attractive shell! That, I might add, is available in many exciting colors!”

“Could you back up a minute?” said @wifeduck. “Did you say ‘Pentium processor’ and ‘Intel HD Graphics’?”

“Yeah, you really lost me with the color thing,” said @tnhillbillygal.

“Did I mention the 15.6” touchscreen?” said the Wizard of Meh.

“Damnit!” said @BillLehecka, walking to a curtain hung in the corner of a room. “We’re already in a write-up. An HP write-up.” @BillLehecka took the curtain and pulled it back, revealing @Dave putzing around on a refurbished HP Quad-Core Laptop.

“Gross,” said @tnhillbillygal.

“On second thought, maybe we should come back tomorrow,” @wifeduck said.

“Honestly, tomorrow’s not great either,” @Dave said. “This HP is really your best option. Although, I tell you what…” He opened a spreadsheet on the laptop and scrolled down. “I do have an essential oil diffuser coming up in a couple wee–”

“HP’s good with me!” said @tnhillbillygal.

“Me too!” said @BillLehecka.

“I love HPs!” said @wifeduck.

So far today...

  • 61945 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 5047 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 68 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $21210 total.
  • (including shipping)

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