Homedics Triple Shiatsu Pro Massage Cushion with Heat
- A cushion that will knead you like a ball of dough
- We’re not calling you a dough-ball, just saying that dough is usually something that is kneaded
- You’re upset. That makes sense. We’re sorry we offended you
- Jeez, we said we’re sorry, you need to relax
- May we suggest a Homedics Triple Shiatsu Pro Massage Cushion?
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: vkm@wwe.com
SUBJ: Your new champion
Vince my man I’ve got the perfect superstar for your wrestling promotion. His name is The Burrower and he’s a masked vigilante from parts unknown and he’s the strongest guy in the world and no one can beat him. His finishing move is he digs his finger into the opponent’s butt (OVER THE PANTS, IT’S NOT WEIRD) and burrows it up there until the guy submits.
And when he does it the announcers go “Talk about parts unknown!”
The best part? The Burrower is ME so you don’t have to hire anyone else because honestly I feel like I’m the only one who can really explore this character properly. I am available pretty much whenever.
Seriously very available,
Meh
