Geek Gift Kit

  • Keep your comics-fan grandkids in weird swag for several visits
  • Caped socks: cosplay for your calves
  • Oh man, we have so much of this stuff
  • Help us, aging nerds; you’re our only hope
  • Model: G33KL1F3style
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Fitbit, Bat-Foot, Boba Fett*

*Activity trackers in this bundle are not Fitbits. Nor are any Star Wars characters as beloved as Boba Fett included.

Do you like comic-book superheroes? What about Star Wars? Lots of overlap between the “fandoms”, naturally. But have you also got feet? It’s always risky to assume anything about people you don’t know, but we’re still betting you at least know someone who’s bipedal.

The outlier in this grab-bag of geeky gewgaws is the fitness tracker. Maybe you’re training to fight crime? Or just trying to slightly defy the stereotype of geek as sedentary basement-dweller? So long as you’re helping get these things out of our warehouse, we don’t really care. Track your own activity, give one away to someone more sports-y, or dissect them to see if you can improvise a terrible weapon from the parts and become a supervillain. (Maybe “THE STEP-MOTHER”?) It doesn’t matter; they’re cheap.

Let’s talk about caped socks (baby). At first glance, caped footwear is an extremely weird idea. But aren’t these super-stockings part of a long tradition of superheroic flight accessories worn below the knee? It stretches back decades, at least to 1939, and the debut of the little wings on the ankles of Namor, the Sub-Mariner. And no one ever looked askance at those, right?

OK, Namor’s tiny ankle wings have fielded their fair share of askance looks. But still, precedent.

If you’ve read this far, you’re already thinking about this stuff too much. But that’s what your tribe does, right? You take silly, juvenile entertainments and you think about them too much. It’s just supposed to be fun, OK? You remember fun? Back when Star Wars was new, and you weren’t the jaded sourpuss you are now, prone to grousing about the movies, but instead you loved them uncritically? And you even loved the Ewoks? Don’t pretend you didn’t.

In our opinion, a great way to prove you’re still capable of that kind of open-heartedness is to buy this bundle of nerdbait. Even better, buy three. We’ve got a ton of this stuff. We’re drowning in it.

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