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Garadise Melodise H1 Bluetooth Headphones

Little speakers for your ears
They connect via Bluetooth, which we’re still capitalizing but may go the way of kleenex
They look pretty cool, we suppose
Model: HP01-W

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The Mehliad

Chapter 6
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

“Juvenile. Vapid. Artistically irredeemable,” huffed a skinny-jean-clad hipster in a leather jacket through a cloud of PBR-scented vapor. “I give it a 3.2, and that’s being generous.”

“That’s great,” I grunted through my clenched teeth, “But I’m just asking you how I get out of here.”

“Derivative. I’ve heard this all before and it bores me.”

“This could go on all night,” Geoff giggled, thumbing his suspenders up and down. I fought the urge to slap him across the face.

“Does EVERYONE live in Nasteria?” I gasped.

“Of course not,”another pull from the silver hand-grenade-shaped vape box and a cloud of beer-soaked fumes. “Only the creme de la creme. The elite. The tastemakers-”

“Great. Fine. So where do the other people live? How do I get there? How do I leave?”

“Leave?” The vape enthusiast looked at Geoff, who shrugged.

“I don’t get it either,” Geoff said. I left the hipster behind and trudged down the road, Geoff following behind.