FoodSaver V3230 Vacuum Sealing System (Refurbished)

  • Suck all the air (but not the fun!) from your stuff
  • Keep your food or cannabis fresh for months
  • Seriously, this is always a popular item with stoners
  • Model: V3230 (A-)
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The Mehliad

Chapter 55
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

We were flagging. Turns out fighting an regenerating tentacle monster with nothing but a fire axe and some CDs is exhausting. Aoelh slipped in the yellow blood of Overlord Prime and fell. A tendril lashed out and grabbed him by the neck, choking him.

“All your work and still we grow stronger,” Overlord Prime boasted. Aoelh squirmed, unable to free himself. I tried to make my way to him but soon found myself entangled as well. We only had one shot left. I fired up the cookie linking me with the citizens of Monolito.

Surfers of the Internet, I am Dan Fogelberg!

“Like the singer?”

“No. Focus! Listen! I came from a land not unlike yours! A land called Texas! A land of freedom! The freedom to choose!

“We have choice now! I can choose anything and Overlord Prime provides it!”

“But at what cost? Listen, you want your weird, fun, interesting, even dangerous corners of the internet to continue on and thrive, but free of corporate money and influence! What will you do without the SCP Foundation? Or The Useless Web? Or Digg?

“No one uses Digg any more!”

“I still go there ironically!”

“Whatever. Look, if we accept defeat it’s true: not much will change for most of us. We’ll go about our lives, we’ll watch Peep Show episodes on YouTube, and we’ll argue over the redeeming qualities of the latest iteration of the Joker in the DC Cinematic Universe. At least for awhile. And sharing your upvotes, hunched at your desk, would you be willing to trade your universal sign-in credentials using Facebook, across all the websites from LinkedIn to PornHub, to tell the corporate stiffs that they may literally buy up literally every unique idea on the internet…BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE THIS CRAPPY DEAL-A-DAY SITE UNLESS IT’S A REALLY REALLY REALLY INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEY?!

The silence was deafening.

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