Crank Chop Food Chopper

  • Big pieces of food are so 2019
  • 2020 is all about chopped foods
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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“What do you mean,” Cliff said. “Just as I’ve gotten used to you guys, you’re telling me I’m adopted?”

“Not you,” Paul said.

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