Casemates Octopus Shirt

  • You can choose one of two designs: the classic Casemates launch logo, or a newer more geometric one.
  • You can also buy both.
  • Or neither.
  • Actually, let’s tap the brakes on telling people they don’t have to make a purchase. Maybe then they’ll think it’s required that they buy something. Could be good for sales. Copywriter: don’t forget to delete this! Thanks!
  • Model: C453M4T35-M4T3-4-L1F3
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Four Cases

Welcome to everyone’s favorite day: Mediocre Screenprint Sunday, wherein we offer a new shirt or whatever every Sunday until, eventually, we get lazy or forget and it ends! Today’s shirt requires a little more explanation than the others. Basically, it’s the Casemates launch shirt, on royal blue… BUT you get a choice: the original sketchy version of the logo (and that’s sketchy as in sketch-like; not like, “it can’t be trusted”) or a new exciting more geometric-looking logo!

That leaves you with four potential purchase choices:

You Purchase The Classic Design

This the option for people who respect tradition. You want a shirt you can wear each night when you return to your victorian home and settle into your bergère chair to re-read Don Quixote. What’s that playing in the background? Mozart’s Piano Sonata No. 16, of course. And what’s that you’re drinking? Maybe a glass of 2012 Oregon Pinot Noir, or maybe a Boulevardier cocktail that you’ve been antiquing for a few days in a mason jar in the fridge. It all goes just smashingly with your new (or should we say old?) Casemates shirt!

You Purchase The New Design

Here, we have the modern choice. You’ll look right at home wearing this when you pull your electric car into the driveway of your house, a recent construction comprised, it appears, of only the most jagged of edges. Inside, you’ll ask your digital assistant to play the latest release from your favorite musician, a masked individual from a country far away who makes electronic music that is one step removed from the dial-up modem noise. Then you’ll settle in to read a collection of experimental prose poetry while sitting on a piece of brutalist furniture that might be a couch but also might be an end table; you can’t remember. What you are sure of: how comfortable you feel in your exciting new Casemates shirt!

You Purchase Both

This one goes out to all those who toe the line between classic and modern. You like mid-century modern furniture. You listen to blue-grass covers of new wave songs and new wave covers of blue-grass songs. In short, you appreciate all things: from the old and traditional to the new and innovative. If we may be so bold: this is definitely the best choice.

You Purchase Neither

This choice, on the other hand… well, it’s not really a choice at all. It’s the absence of one. You’ve essentially chosen not to choose. To put it bluntly, you are empty. You see stories about rescue dogs on Facebook and feel nothing. you stand directly in front of the elevator doors waiting for them to open, not because you’re in a rush, not because you think you’re better than other people, but because you haven’t thought at all. Often, you feel as though you’ve forgotten something. Your phone? No. It’s in your pocket. Your wallet? No. That’s there too. Your keys? No again. Really, you have forgotten nothing; instead, what you’re experiencing is the sensation of your being crying out to fill the hole where a soul should be.

Anyway, hope this helps you make your decision! Happy Mediocre Screenprint Sunday, and until next time (if there is a next time)…

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