Cabello Prime 4-Piece Style/Travel Hair Tools Kit
- A fine travel haircare kit from the hunting and fishing experts at Cabela’s
- Wait, no, this is from “Cabello’s”
- Includes a hair dryer, straightener, curling iron (and 2 bags)
- We’re not sure how that equates to being a 4-piece set
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: sweetjazzyjeff@amazon.com
SUBJ: It’s me you no good son of a bitch.
We meet again…Bezos. I thought I was rid of you that day I sped out of the parking garage in my Miata with the top down, immediately pulled over to put the top back up because it was raining, and then sped off for roughly 30 feet before I was stuck in crippling traffic on Mercer for 4 hours.
But here I am, sliding back into your private email account.
I’m not here to beg forgiveness. I’m not here to say I’m sorry. I’m here because my Prime subscription was canceled for no reason at all and I think you know a little something about that.
What’s it gonna be Jeffy boy? Are we gonna handle this like gentlemen or are gonna get into some gangsta shit? I’m not scared of your one of a kind real actually functional lightsaber. I will straight up fight you if you don’t reactivate my Prime subscription and install a Wild Turkey dash button in my office.
You have 24 hours.
Meh
