Braun Series 7 Electric Shaver with Clean & Charge Station

  • Removes your face hair
  • Charges and gets cleaned in the same “station”
  • Has 3 settings for removing facial hair in different ways
  • Model: 760CC (A-)
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The Mehliad

Chapter 2
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

After the initial shock of waking to a strange man named Geoff patting me down as I slept on a filthy men’s room floor wore off (we’ve all been there), I started to explore a bit. Nasteria seemed kinda cool, actually. Having a chip implanted in my brain without my actual consent SOUNDED bad, but in practice it made everything super convenient.

“This place was built by settlers who wanted a place to talk about geeky shit,” Geoff explained as he showed off the capital city,. “They spent their lives building a utopia of geek culture, where you could while away the hours talking router specs and no one would so much as purple nurple you.”

“No purple nurples?”

“The nurples were unpurpled.”

“Wow.” We let that clunker of a joke hang in the 72-degree air. “So this is like a tech nerd paradise?”

“Oh it’s even better than that!” Geoff squealed giddily, “Come on, I’ll show you!” I followed him down the hill, noting the faint scent of cinnamon buns in the air.

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