Bem Bravo Bluetooth Speaker
- “Bravo, Bravo!” you’ll say when this speaker completes its aria
- It can last 8 hours on a single charge, so that may take a while
- Let’s get real, you’re gonna use it to listen to Pitbull
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: support@arbys.com
SUBJ: Me again
Not to beat a dead horse but you guys should ask Wendy’s if you can have that “Where’s the Beef?” idea. They’re not really using it anymore and you guys have a lot of beef so it makes sense.
“Where’s the beef?” the old lady could say.
“RIGHT FUCKING HERE YOU CRONE!” says the announcer and a giant roast beef sandwich falls on her head from the sky and you hear a sweet guitar solo.
Then you look down and she’s dead but she has a smile on her face because her last moments were full of delicious roast beef and then Keanu Reeves walks in and says “Woah, she’s thinking Arby’s,” and another sandwich tries to fall on him but he does that slow motion Matrix kung fu and dodges it and as the sandwich flies by he takes a little bite and winks at the camera.
Just a thought,
Meh
