Barska Fitness Watch and Heart Rate Monitor
- Get a fitness watch and wireless chest strap for eight measly dollars
- Stop playing “who can top the breathalyzer?” at parties and start playing “who can max out the heart monitor?”
- Tracks and records the heart rate basics: current heart rate, average heart rate, maximum heart rate, target zone, time in target zone, and exercise time in target zone
- Also has a calorie counter, stopwatch, three alarms, etc. - oh, and it just works as a watch, imagine that
- Illuminated readout for those workouts… in the dark (cue sultry saxophone)
- Your choice of two styles, it’s all the same on the inside
- Model: GB12166, GB11498 (we wonder what other 668 products are between these two on the model number list)
Heard the News?
New York, New York, lots of people living there
And they all have human hearts
Where else can you find eight million brains
And other human parts
When they do their jogging, ooh that city jogging
Wonder if it’s doing any good
If their watches don’t check that heart beat rhythm
They really, really, really should
We say this heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
And we think you need one, and how
If you don’t agree, buy one anyhow
'Cause this heart rate monitor
This heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
LA, Hollywood, and the Sunset Strip
Only freaks walk anywhere
But don’t you dare call that brown air “smog”
Now it’s called the “marine layer”
When they do their workouts, their New Age workouts
Or take a Pilates class
They want a watch with health-oriented features
That really really kicks 'em in the (drum fill)
We say this heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
And we think you need one, and how
If you don’t agree, buy one anyhow
'Cause this heart rate monitor
This heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
DC, San Fran, and the Liberty Town
Chitown, Boston, Atlanta too
Houston, Tampa, Phoenix-Prescott
Detroit, Seattle, we love you
All the major markets, those top radio markets
Where they’ll play this song
All we have to do is drop their city’s name
And then they’ll sing along
We say this heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
And we think you need one, and how
If you don’t agree, buy one anyhow
'Cause this heart rate monitor
This heart rate monitor’s really cheap now
In Cleveland
Detroit
(Insert city here), heart rate monitor, yeah
