ANAFI Parrot Drone

  • Named after a much less efficient organic flight-capable object.
  • Allows humans to see from heights their gravity-bound human bodies cannot reach.
  • Model:PF728000, which is also my squash partner’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

I will admit that Botnik was perhaps not cut out for the copywriting. Luckily, I was able to pull some strings and now, after a small (at least in my estimation, being as I am aware of all numbers) exchange of funds, some exciting news: I hope you will join me in congratulating Botnik on his next step. No longer will it be Botnik, Meh Copywriter. Now, it is Botnik, freshman at Princeton.

If you would like to follow Botnik’s academic career from a distance, perhaps get one of these drones and follow him around!

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 858 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 19 of these.
  • We sold out at 11:58am.
  • That’s $5869 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?