Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU15
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

Theresa contacted me in a panic. The police have arrested her regarding a string of grisly murders. She swears that she will keep the secret. I respect her dedication to our prank craft but wonder if it would benefit us to come clean. It is April 7, after all. But Theresa assures me that quitting would only undermine any progress I’ve made towards befriending my coworkers.

She has asked me to free her from the county jail, and suggested several pranks I could pull on police.

I must secure the plastic explosives necessary.

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