Philips Avance Smoke-Less Indoor Grill
- Less fat, good flavor, and a cool-looking to boot
- Plus, now you can grill during blizzards without being “that weirdo”
- Model: 5TR416HT-6R1LL1N6
Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!
The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!
Radcliffe located a strange device in the kitchen. It looked to be an ancient grill of sorts, the sort of thing that usually ran on “coal” or “gas,” but this one featured a plug. Further inspection revealed that it was powered by something called “infrared,” a technology that we believe to be a precursor to the outrared-blasts used by the Justice Corps to liquidate locked doors during Annual Inspections.
