62-Piece Magformers Rainbow Set
- 62 pieces of magnetic assembling satisfaction from Magformers
- Even though legit Magformers are never available at a discount, these are legit Magformers and they are available at a discount
- Build anything your imagination can render in 3 dimensions
- Made with “Neodymium Rare-Earth Magnets,” if your child is picky about the rarity of their toys’ earth
- Model: 63076 (Not to be confused with disc golfer James Schubert who holds #63076 on the Professional Disc Golf Association roster. Let’s give it up for Jamie, who placed 3rd in the Intermediate division at this October’s “ROCtober and the Beast” tournament in Newtown, PA. Keep climbin’ those rankings, Schoob.)
How To Eff The Ineffable
Why are Magformers so popular? Because they’re so satisfying to use. The way they click and hold into place as if by magnetic magic — it just feels good. But if you haven’t played with them, how can you know? How can a feeling so ineffable be … effed?
Imagine this:
You’re an explorer in the misty depths of the Amazon rainforest. You stumble upon a hermetic tribe untouched by modern civilization. You learn their language and their ways, and eventually they ask you, “What is the most satisfying experience in your culture?"
“Popping bubble wrap,” you say.
“Why is this ‘bubble wrap’ so satisfying to pop?” the tribespeople ask.
You think about how to explain the sensation. You imagine the feeling of a bubble bursting between your fingers like an air-filled grape. You know it feels good, but you can’t think of the right words to explain it.
“It just is,” you tell them, shruggingly.
The tribespeople reject this explanation and sacrifice you to their gods in punishment.
The end.
That explains our predicament when trying to explain why you should buy these Magformers. We could mention how you can almost never find legit Magformers at a discount, which is true. We could explain how they were a “Toy of the Year” finalist in 2014, which is also true. But that’s all true because of the inexplicable feeling they evoke.
So you’ll just have to take our word for it. Or sacrifice us to your gods in punishment. But we’d really prefer the former.
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