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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“I work most days. From around nine in the morning until five in the evening,” Bob said.

“Why are you telling me this?” Cliff said.

“I just said ‘any time,’ but that was untruthful,” Bob said. “There are definitely times when I’ll be too busy to give you a ride. Namely between nine and five. But also, a little before nine and a little after five too. Because my work hours don’t account for the commute. Also, I play Ultimate Frisbee on Thursday nights in the summer.”

“Okay, good to know,” Cliff said.

“Great,” Bob said. “Glad to clear that up. Anyway, do you need to me to wait to drive you home, because I should actually get a few things done…”

“No, I should be good,” Cliff said.

“Cool,” Bob said. “Well, I’ll just take off.”

“Great,” Cliff said.

“Rolling up the window now,” Bob said.

“Sounds good,” Cliff said.

“What was that?” Bob said. “Sorry, I didn’t hear you over the window rolling up.”

“I just said ‘sounds good,’” said Cliff.

“Ah, great,” Bob said. He rolled up the window.

As for Cliff, he leapt. Right off the edge of the cliff.

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