6-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Socks With a Chance of Glen
- Yes, we’re selling bright wacky socks on Thanksgiving.
- But there is a twist.
- 300 people who buy these socks will get a bonus pair of Glen socks.
- Don’t worry: there’s still time to change what you’re thankful for to “Meh.”
- Model: 1T5-GL3N-1-W33K-S1NC3-Y0U-L00K3D-4T-M3-C0CK3D-Y0UR-H34D-T0-TH3-S1D3-4ND-S41D…
All We Want For Thanksgiving Is You
Here at Meh, we’ve got a lot to be thankful for.
Those of us who work in the office in Texas are thankful for a functional coffee machine that only, on occasion, emits the sound of mournful ghostly weeping.
Those of us who work remotely are thankful for the robot surrogates that stand in for us at the Texas office, even if they sometimes get stuck in “hug mode” and need to be powered-down and disassembled to free their intended hug recipient.
Those of us who work as developers are thankful for the masseuse the buyers hired for in the office. And those of us who work as buyers are thankful for the masseuse the devs have hired for in the office. And the masseuse is thankful that nobody has asked him for his massage therapy license, because as long as they don’t, he can lay low and this whole misunderstanding with the authorities blow over.
Many of us are thankful for Fish Fry Fridays. And Thigh Thursdays. And Wedding Cake Wednesdays. Some of us even thankful for Muenster Mondays. We’re a little less thankful for Tubs O’ Tumeric Tuesdays, especially because it’s the powdered kind, and we can’t put it in or on anything; we just have to eat it with a spoon. But it’s good for us to learn limits of alliteration.
Really, though, we’re thankful for one thing above all else: you. We sell goofy stuff and write dumb jokes about it because we know that we can pretty much trust you to do the hard work for us. You go along with our dumb jokes, and post constructive complaints, and share thoughtful reviews and advice. Hell, sometimes you even post about what we should sell next. And then you post about it again. And again. And again and again and again and again… until finally we’re like, “Okay, fine. We’ll sell a fucking toothbrush. Ugh.” Basically, what we’re saying is, we couldn’t project our Meh-ness into a void of zero customer-interaction without feeling like crazy people. Thanks to you, we feel, well, actually still kind of like crazy people. But in a good way.
And to express this thanks to our super loyal Meh friends who made time to come here on Thanksgiving of all days, we offer you this exciting deal on…
…socks?
