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5-Pack: Smart Stand Compact Phone & Tablet Stands

  • You know how your phone or your tablet’s always laying around? These makes it stand up.
  • You can watch things or read or whatever. They’re stands. This isn’t complicated.
  • Works with most models of phones or tablets (regardless of which side you’re on).
  • You get 5 Smart Stands per order, which means each purchase you make will increase your intelligence by 5.
  • 5 what?
  • Kchhht Kchhht oh no, you’re breaking up, we’re losing you, kchht, okay bye!
  • Model Numbers: SSB2, SSP2, SSR2, SSW2, because you can rest assured that, no matter which kind you choose, they’re (S)uper (S)mart.
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True Intelligence

Let’s just get right to the basic question here: what is so damn smart about these Smart Stands?

“Smart” has come to be synonymous with “online” or “connected to wifi.” But these Smart Stands are neither. They are an amalgamation of plastic and hinge. There is no voice control or app so you can manage it while you’re on vacation or built-in analytics to tell you how you might best use it in the future, based on your past trends. They just sit there and holds up your tablet or phone.

And maybe in that way they’re the smartest of “smart” products: because they’re smart enough to know what they do well, and also to know what they don’t need to do.

The past is a veritable web of failed innovations. Just like no one wanted pasta from Panera or personal pizzas from Subway, nobody’s pining for some bullshit half-functional beta-level technology to do something that was already extremely simple. Being “smart” is not just creating new complicated functions to prove you can; it’s pausing before you do all the work and asking, “Wait, why are we doing this? Is this actually necessary?”

But you know who didn’t skip that step? Smart Stands. They asked, “Why?” And they said, “Because sometimes you want your tablet to be up like this rather than down like that.” And then they asked, “Should we go further?” And they decided: “No, because the further we go, the more we risk losing our greatest asset, which is that our stands are universally compatible with all phones and tablets.”

See, sometimes intelligence is knowing when to stop and say, “Good enough for me.” Which is why these smart stands are good enough for you, no matter what kind of device you prefer.

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