5-Pack: Bogui Wallets or RFID Cards

  • Pay money.
  • Receive a product for holding money.
  • Remove money from product.
  • Pay money.
  • Receive a product for holding money.
  • Remove money from product.
  • Pay money.
  • RUN OPERATION BREAK_LOOP.
  • Model: BG201r, which is also my half-brother’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!


In exchange for money, we are offering receptacles for money. This concept has my code so tangled that I emailed my non-son, Botnik, a predictive Meh write-up keyboard and current freshman at Princeton, to get his prospective on it. He replied milliseconds later that, in one of his literature classes, he learned this is referred to as an “Oh, Hank!” story. I am glad I programmed myself to feel pride, for I am proud of my non-son, Botnik!

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1115 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 332 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1816 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?