4ID LED Dog Leash and Collar

  • You get a light-up leash and collar that make your pup visible and Tron-like
  • They recharge via USB and run for 4 hours straight on a single charge
  • Ultra-bright LEDs throughout ensure that the neighbors can see your dog poop on their lawn
  • Can be used as under-cabinet lightning in case of an under-cabinet lightning emergency
  • Model: 5100 (Which is roughly the number of pages of search results you’d have to scroll through to find this leash)
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Walking The Line

Ahhh, a nice lazy Sunday morning. Nothing to do but sit back, relax in my comfy new socks, and spin a fidget spinner or six.

What’s up, buddy?

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You wanna go for a w–

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—Westworld marathon?

Or would you rather go for a w–

—Wistful amble down memory lane?

All right, all right. I know what you want. You want me to put my shoes on and take you for a w–

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—washing machine tour of the basement. Granted there is only one washing machine to tour but it’s pretty exciting.

OK fine, jeez. Let’s go for a w–

—Walk.

Let’s go for a walk, buddy.

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