4-for-Tuesday: Hudson & Mane Hair Fiber Bundles
- You get 4 fibers and 6 locking sprays.
- What this stuff does is it makes thinning hair look like… uh… hair.
- For that reason, it doesn’t work where the head is already bare.
- Apparently it works because “negatively-charged Moroccan cotton fibers adhere to positively charged individual strands of natural human hair.”
- IDK, but it does hold strong. Not rain, not wind, not even sweat will loosen it up.
- Each bottle lasts 1-2 months, so that’s like 4-8 months if that one math class was any good.
- Model: HM76216, HM76217. Both have the “HM” because “Hmmm” is the sound you make when you see yourself in the mirror after you use this. And that’s the sexy “Hmmm” not the concerned “Hmmm.”
Our Mane Concern
There’s a double-standard here. If you buy a shirt that’s slimming and shave every day because your facial hair comes in patchy or comb your hair a certain way that looks best with your face-shape, it wouldn’t be considered inauthentic. If anything, it’s the opposite. It shows an intelligence, an understanding of what you have and what works best. Because none of those things are harmful or uncomfortable or particularly time-consuming. They’re just simple steps you take to look your best.
On the other hand, if you try to slow the thinning of your hair–or at least slow the appearance of your hair thinning–that’s considered inauthentic. It’s mocked. Men are told that going bald is embarrassing, but also that covering up baldness is embarrassing. Because it exhibits some denial of reality, a fight against what nature has intended for you.
To which, we reply: Yeah, no shit! And there’s nothing wrong with that!
Maybe at some point, we can all wear ponchos, choosing between three or four each morning based solely on thickness of material. Those who are not going bald will stop cutting their hair, and those who are going bald will allow their hair to recede without ridicule. We will all stop showering, and we will all stop brushing our teeth, and we will cease complaining about the natural odors of our bodies and breath. And if some lose their teeth because theirs are weak, they will drink only nutritional juice of a greenish-brown color, and no one will judge them for it.
Until then, we just gotta do what we gotta do to look whatever way feels best. And if that’s using a hair fiber and locking spray, so be it.
(And P.S., yes: given that we have out spoken against pseudo-science in the past, we did give a healthy amount of side-eye to the marketing copy that claims, “negatively charged Moroccan cotton fibers adhere to positively charged individual strands of natural human hair at the root for a noticeably fuller look.” But here’s the thing: there’s a difference in how harmful it is to say some fibers make your head look nice versus claiming an aligned chakra is the best arthritis medicine, so we’ll let it slide.)
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