36 or 96 Pack: Energizer EcoAdvanced AA Batteries

  • Your choice of either 36 or 96 AA batteries, or 132 if you want to go crazy and buy both
  • You probably won’t get them by Christmas but you will get them after Christmas when you need them to power your gifts
  • Don’t get too excited about the “Eco” part, it just means that 4% of them are recycled
  • Good until December 2028, when they can be used to power the coconut radio the Professor gives you as a gift
  • Model: XR91BP (We assume “BP” stands for “Battery Pack” and that XR91 refers to the obscure indie film (NSFW))
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No One Meh Should Have All That Power

Are you ready for some power??

Not that type of power —

No, we’re talking about a different power.

Sure, if you want to get all philosophical. But we mean electrical power. Lots of it.

Not … that much.

Yes we do! We’re selling packs of 36 or 96 AA batteries. You know what you could do with that much power?

Umm, maybe, but we were imagining other uses …

Have you used batteries before?

What? We’re not talking about your power…

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Not yet you don’t.

Oh yeah? Or what?

Sigh

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  • 56703 of you visited.
  • 47% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 898 of these.
  • Sold out at 4:06pm ET (see more)
  • That’s $15809 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?