3-Pack: Hasbro Star Wars Titanium Vehicles
- What’s the only thing cooler than Star Wars? Titanium?
- Is there a new Star Wars movie coming out or something?
- Why are all of these product features questions?
- Can you believe anyone thinks X-Wings are cooler than TIE Fighters?
- Oh, you do?
- Sorry … ?
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: support@facebook.com
SUBJ: You can end this.
Dear Facebook,
What if we could take our accounts and print them out so we had big books of all our friends. You could sell them door to door and people could order their Facebook Book and in 6-8 weeks they’d receive Volume 1 and it’d be all their friends A-I organized alphabetically. Then we could look through all the names and pictures and stuff in our living room. That’d be pretty sweet.
Plus you could include their phone numbers so in case you wanted to call your friend over to look through your Facebook Book you’d just look them up and say “Hey where’s Mark’s number?” Then you’d realize that he’s not in Volume 1 because it only goes to I. Then you’d think “Wait shouldn’t it be organized by last name?” And then you’d remember Mark’s last name is Murphy so it all checks out.
He’s got one of those Stan Lee names.
I love you,
Meh
PS I cc’d myself on this email so I can prove copyright.
