3-Pack: 2-Stage Knish Knife Sharpeners
- You get 3 sharpeners for your knish-cutting knives
- Keep 1 for yourself and give the other 2 to your enemies who hate knishes, because …
- Revenge is a knish best served cold
- We’re so sorry
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: customersupport@holidayinn.com
SUBJ: False Advertising
I recently stayed at one of your fine establishments hoping that the advertorial campaigns were true and I would be imbued with knowledge well beyond my skillset to impress strangers. I did learn a little bit about Gideons’ Bibles but that was mostly due to my own curiosity and had nothing to do with any osmosis with the Holiday Inn Express pillows.
The TED Talk people wouldn’t even sell me a ticket and I was terribly embarrassed. When I refused to leave without at least being allowed to audit one of the talks the police were called and I was tased repeatedly. I would urge you to investigate your theory that people get smart in your beds before anyone else suffers needlessly.
Also I came home with bed bugs but not the number I left home with.
Loyalty Member #69,
Meh
