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2-Pack Zhip Stands

Two little stands that you can use to clip your phone to the back of a seat or wherever
The pictures sum it up pretty well
Made with “100% polycarbonate” which is … plastic

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The Mehliad

Chapter 26
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

“Yes, I agree, the name is racist. But again: I’m trying to get back home,” I reiterated for the sixth time. The people of Snarksports were eager to trade stories, and were desperate for affirmation of just about any kind, but the shtick was running thin.

“Yeah, Texas. WOOOO GUNS AND COWBOYS AND SHIT. SO ORIGINAL,” a smarmy, overexcited manchild wasted no opportunity to snark on something, anything. He also did that sudden loud talk thing where you are saying a normal thing and then SHOUTING. Like, you didn’t invent that, dude.

“I don’t like this place,” Norton muttered.

“WOOO, SCANNER DARKLY HERE HAS DETECTED A SECURITY FLAW,” screamed the boy-man. “Shouldn’t you be hopped up on pills and prostitutes promising to hack the FBI from some South American shit hole?”

“That’s not Norton,” I said, “That’s…you know what I don’t need a lawsuit.” The clacking of a foosball table filled the room.