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2-Pack: Quirky Prop Power Pro 9ft Extension Cords

You get 2 extension cords that wras around your ladder or work table or what-have-you
“Quirky” might be a stretch
“Unorthodox” is more like it
Model: E-PPPRO-YW01 (C-)

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The Mehliad

Chapter 15
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours. (Catch up here.)

After 17 different false alarms that proved to be sardonic pranks from various goofballs, I gave up hope of finding my way back home by way of Sa. We began provisioning our ship, which the citizens were happy to assist with so long as we gave them the honor of naming our ship something glorious.

We agreed, and thus the boat was christened the “SS STUPID BOAT” by the denizens of Sa after a lengthy discussion. They all stared at me, stone-faced, when I asked them if that was really the most majestic name they could come up with. Their leader insisted it was, and acted offended that I would even question them on it. I apologized, more to keep our supplies stocked than to save face, and he thanked me with a ceremonial offering of a pillow with what I guess is a small Japanese woman printed on it.

I told Aoelh not to use the good paint when he wrote the name on the bow.