2-Pack: Quirky Prop Power Pro 9 Ft Extension Cord

  • You get 2 extension cords with goose-neck ends that’ll wrap around anything
  • Is surprisingly helpful, even for non-compulsive types
  • They’re each 9 ft. long
  • Why are you even reading product features anymore? It’s December 23rd – just keep buying crap thoughtlessly
  • E-PPPRO-YW01 (Using “Pro” for products that are not in any way specifically designed for professionals is a longstanding pet peeve of ours. But spelling “Pro” with 3 Ps is a pet peeve we never even knew we had)
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Open Your Mind, And Wallet

We could give you a whole spiel about these Quirky extension cords. About how they’re great for home improvement projects because they’ll wrap around your ladder or work table, etc., etc. But it’s December 23rd — you’re burned out on hearing sales pitches and we’re burned out on making them.

So we’ll just hope your wallet is open enough from all the holiday spending you’ve been doing that you’ll just buy these without thinking about it too much.

This would make a dreadful Christmas gift, and you’re not going to get it by then anyway, so let’s not even discuss it. Instead we’re banking on you being so entrenched in a habit of buying that you’ll throw your credit card at any mildly interesting product that crosses your path.

You’ve probably built up such a credit card bill at this point in the month that you might think, “What’s another $14 going to matter?” We applaud this sentiment. Your January self can sort through the retail wreckage you’ve wrought. For now you should just enjoy the binge.

Don’t worry about the specific features of this extension cord or whether you actually need an extension cord. That’s contrary to the Yuletide spirit of spending first and asking questions much, much later.

You’ve got your credit card memorized at this point, right? Just toss it in the ol’ fields like you did with the myriad other pointless things you bought this month.

Don’t slow down that buying momentum just because the holiday season is almost over and your bank keeps sending you alerts about “unusual activity.” You’re so deep in this hole there’s only one thing to do: Dig.

Maybe tomorrow we’ll sell some shovels. It won’t matter — you’ll buy anything.

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