2-Pack: Philips Sonicare FlexCare Platinum Connected Sonic Toothbrush

  • Philips Sonicare toothbrushes are good, that is just a basic fact
  • They got those sonic buzzes that really clean your teeth
  • And these ones can be paired with an app that lets you know where you need to brush more, if you’re brushing too hard, if you’re moving your brush too much, etc.
  • In other words, it’s basically a super judge-y tooth elitist who will keep your teeth from getting all gross and weird
  • These ship together in one “frustration-free” cardboard box
  • Model: HX9192/30, but we definitely read it as HX90210
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Keep Track Of Your Teeth

There’s a lot of smart tech out there. Or, we should say, “smart” tech. We put it in quotes because much of this stuff involves an overcomplicated, too-expensive product that eliminates some extremely minor inconvenience.

But you know what’s not a minor inconvenience? LOSING ALL OF YOUR TEETH!

Okay, sorry. That’s overstating it. If you brush your teeth incorrectly, you’re probably not going to lose all of them, but you might run into some frustrating dental issues that can a) cost you a lot of money; b) cost you a lot of time in a chair while people buzz around your mouth with drills and sharp stabby tools; and c) leave you in a great deal of pain and discomfort.

Which is all to say, while this 2-pack of Philips Sonicare toothbrushes might seem expensive at $179, it could actually save you a lot of money and frustration later down the line. And not just because the brushes are capable of all those sonic vibrations that really clean the gunk out from between your teeth. No, what really sets this set apart is the app.

That’s right. There’s an app for brushing your teeth. And it’s actually pretty dope.

Basically the toothbrush itself has a location sensor, which means it knows where you’re brushing, which in turn means it can tell you, via the app, where you need to brush more.

And also if you’re brushing too hard.

Or if you’re moving your brush too much.

In other words, it judges you now so that your hygienist doesn’t have to judge you later. So get these toothbrushes, because they’re the best thing that could possibly happen to your teeth! (Or, maybe the second best thing, after, like, marrying an attractive, enthusiastic dentist who doesn’t mind taking their work home with them.)

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