2-Pack: Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Toothbrush with 6 Heads
- These are two actually good electric toothbrushes. Like, the the shmanciest there are.
- 5 modes include: Clean, White, Sensitive, Gum Care, and Deep Clean.
- Imagine plaque is a blight on this city and these Sonicares are the only hero the city can rely on to clean it up.
- Model: T00THFULLY-W3-R-H4V1N6-4-GR34T-B1RTHD4Y.
Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!
For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!
This morning, we asked for some tag lines to a film adaptation of The Meh Toothbrush Caper. Participation was… not super strong. So we decided to come up with a few of our own:
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This Christmas… It’s tooth or dare!
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They were on the cusp(id) of retail glory… then something went wrong!
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It was… a brush with the law!
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To pull of a job like this they’d need… someone on the incisor!
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Before this crime caper, all the scales stopped at… canine!
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They’d sold everything, but this sale was a… bridge too far!
See? It’s fun! Feel free to contribute your own in the comments.
