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2-Pack Keysmart Lite Compact Key Holders

Nifty little doohickies for holding your keys
Great for avoiding jangle
Not so great for key hoarders
Model: KS030E (A)

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The Mehliad

Chapter 34
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

We were packing up the SS Stupid Boat and considering our next move when a cloaked figure waved to me from below. I made my way down to see who it was, and found a stunningly beautiful woman in yoga pants and a tank top that said “Doses and Mimosas” in neon pink ‘80s font.

“You need to be careful,” she told me while idly swiping left on her phone. “Your friends aren’t what they seem.”

“Oh, did Aoelh give you one of those silver discs? I know it’s bizarre, but it’s a custom where he comes from-”

“No. But that is weird. I meant the other one.”

“Goggles? He’s corny, but he means well. I don’t think he’s dishonest.”

“No, the other one.”

“Norton is pretty nuts. Did he tell you he saw a threat or something?”

“FOR FUCK’S SAKE THE OTHER ONE.”

“Geoff? But Geoff isn’t my friend.”

“Exactly.”

“Hey!” It was Geoff. “We’re leaving. You ready?” I turned to ask the woman what she meant, but she was gone.