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The Mehliad

Chapter 17
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours. (Catch up here.)

Goggles was feeling confident that he’d located a large continent to the East, and we were all really eager to get the hell out of Sa, so I made our final preparations to say goodbye. In the interest of goodwill, Geoff suggested we host a screening of some home movies we’d been shooting along our travels.

“But we were lost,” I said, “The videos are just us staring out at the sky. That sounds insanely boring.”

“You’ve seen these lunatics,” Geoff smiled, “the weirder and more boring it is, the more they’ll hail it as the pinnacle of art. Up is down here.” He had a point. And the chance to put one over and have these cynical weirdos eat up the most boring video I could think of was pretty appealing.

“All right, let’s do it. It’s just a stupid video.” That night we gathered in the Grand Kyanak’s basement. The video, all six hours of it, ran through with no intermission. That was Geoff’s idea. After the video ended, a silence hung in the basement thicker than the reek of mold.

“So, uh, that was our video. Hope you guys liked the glimpse into the outside world,” I tried to wrap things up. “I know you guys like your…uh, insular nation. But there’s lots of stuff out there.” The Grand Kyanak stood slowly, before pointing at me and screaming.

“Oh,” Geoff said quietly, “I think you just got challenged to a fight. To the death.”

Over a fucking movie?”

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