2-Pack: Dorcy Pro Series AC/DC Rechargeable Portable Work Light
- It’s actually a bit bigger than it looks in the pictures.
- Has a hook so that you can hang it up.
- With a 60-LED light, it can function as a powerful work light, a flashlight, or even a light fixture if you’re decorating your house in that classic power-outage-chic motif.
- You get two of them, for double the work and double the light.
- Model Number: 41-2625, because at Dorcy, they’re in the illumination game, not the creative abbreviation game.
A Light Ghost Story
Greetings Count Loctus, Henrietta the Beguiling, Dead Larry, and all other esteemed ghosts and ghouls of Thornington Manor. I call this meeting to order not to conduct sign-ups for the upcoming haunted potluck. Nor do I seek to litigate once again last week’s controversial haunted raffle. Furthermore, there will be no more discussion of the marketing slogan for this year’s haunted ice cream social and fundraiser: “Treats so cold, they’re chilling.” I understand your various complaints, but the t-shirts have been printed and thus there is no turning back now.
I have called this meeting to order to discuss an unfortunate circumstance: my sources tell me that two paranormal investigators are on their way to Thornington Manor as we speak.
Please, please. Everybody. Hold your laughter. I understand this doesn’t sound like a very pressing issue. I know that we’re used to haunting, that it’s in our bones, especially yours, Dr. Rattling-Bones. But this visit is different. The two investigators are bringing with them Dorcy Pro Portable Work Lights. Yes, that’s right: the lights that not only project a powerful beam like a traditional flashlight, but can also function as area lighting. That means we can’t do the thing we always do, where the investigators cast their tiny spotlight slowly throughout each of the Manor’s 90 rooms before turning to leave, satisfied there’s nothing there, and finding one of us RIGHT BEHIND HIM!
Sorry, I didn’t mean to shout. I just get so excited about jump scares.
At any rate, it is with great regret that I announce today’s haunting will be an orb-only affair. I know, I know. I am also disappointed. That’s why, to spice things up, I’m willing to provide the ghost who manages to produce the biggest orb with this: a haunted lanyard from Bally’s Haunted Resort & Haunted Casino.
There, I knew that would get the blood pumping! Figuratively speaking, of course. Except in your case, Mrs. Blood.
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