2-Pack: Braha 1:24 Scale RC Cars
- Little remote control cars that look like real cars
- Give your kid a BMW and what them become entitled jerks before your very eyes
- Some of the cars work on the same remote, so you might not be able to use them both at once
- Requires 5x AA batteries – did you get enough?
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: info@mms.com
SUBJ: Are the M&M’s cannibals?
Hi,
I recently saw an ad where some M&M’s, celebrating the fact that there are now caramel-filled M&M candies. So I grabbed a bag and noticed that the packaging depicts M&M spokescandies Red and Yellow ripping a caramel M&M in half and strewing its viscera in a thick, viscous ribbon across the front of the bag.
This seems overly gruesome.
Do the M&M’s inhabit some nightmare dystopia where they must feed on one another to survive? Are Red and Yellow somehow the good guys for dismembering this poor Caramel M&M with their bare hands? Would the strength required to rip a fellow M&M in half be considered incredibly high in the world of M&M’s? I know if a human were able to manage this with other humans they would rightly be deemed a public menace. But is this commonplace in the world of M&M’s?
You never answered my question about how you ID the sex of the M&M’s, and after the cease and desist I got from Michelin I’m not going to press the issue. But if you could elaborate on the rate of cannibalism in the M&M realm I would greatly appreciate it.
Peanut Butter is still the best,
Meh
