Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: bill@billnye.com
SUBJ: I miss you.

Dear Bill,

It’s been too long, and my heart is heavy with grief at the way we parted. I won’t waste any time before I say what you’ve no doubt been waiting for me to say:

I’m sorry.

You’re right. You’ve always been right. And I took you for granted and I’m sorry.

I was young and dumb and easily wowed by Beakman’s big hair and green lab coat and the punk rock aesthetic of that guy in a rat suit. But Beakman was a flash in the pan. All sizzle, no steak. And he didn’t love me the way you did. He was just using me for my key to the public access TV studio.

I don’t expect you to forgive me. I certainly don’t expect you to take me back. I just needed to get this off my chest. For me, if not for you. I hope your acting thing is going well. I don’t mean to say “acting thing” like I’m being dismissive, I just never followed your career after we split up.

Snow is angel’s dandruff,

Meh