2-Pack: Bluetooth Eye Masks

You get a two-pack of Gabba Goods Bluetooth Eye Mask charging cables.
Also included are two Gabba Goods Bluetooth Eye Masks.
The eye mask is made of memory foam, has built-in bluetooth headphones, and is available in three colors.
That said, you can’t get two of them in two different colors. The two-pack includes two eye masks of the same color. Sorry.
Cannot confirm color of charging cables.
Model Numbers: GG-WEM-BLK, GG-WEM-PNK, GG-WEM-GRY (which, hot damn, it’s nice to see a group of model numbers that actually tell you something.)

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In-Flight Neighbor

Hello, Traveler! Welcome to another round of…

IN! FLIGHT! NEIGHBOR!

Let’s meet our contestants.

Contestant #1
Hello, there! Despite each one costing approximately $28, I have managed to somehow get drunk on airport margaritas. Additionally, I have many opinions, especially about politics. My ideal flight involves smelling like booze and trying to engage you in conversation before falling asleep in an awkward position and snoring in a way that sounds not unlike heavy construction.

Contestant #2
Hi. I am about 50 years old and very tightly wound. I will not look up from my book, a paperback mystery, even as you smile and say hello while taking your seat. I wear my reading glasses far down my nose and emit a palpable snobbish anxiety. For my ideal flight, I’d like to ring the buzzer at least three times, ask the flight attendant a variety of condescending questions, and then scoff audibly when I’m told the in-flight meal costs extra, as if this is a new policy and not something that has been going on for nearly two decades.

Contestant #3
Greetings. We are coworkers traveling on business, and we have managed to secure the window and the aisle seat, leaving you sitting between us. This was by design, because when it comes to the universally agreed upon hierarchy of the row, the middle seat is unquestionably the lowliest. Thus, neither of us will even entertain the idea of trading places with you. Our ideal flight involves having loud conversations with each other, our volume elevated to cover the distance between us, which you occupy.

Contestant #4
Howdy, friend. I am a baby. While we’re on the ground, I will look adorably into your eyes with quiet curiosity. Then we will get into the air, and I will experience sensations that I can’t understand, making me inconsolable. There will be no reasoning with me, because, again, I am a baby, and words are merely sound patterns to me. I like to spend a flight screaming at the top of my lungs, stopping only occasionally and for mere seconds to regather my breath and remind you just how sweet silence can be.

So, Traveler! Who do you choose to be your next In-Flight Neighbor?

That’s right! Anyone will do! It doesn’t matter! You won’t have to see or hear them, because you’ll be safely cocooned in your Gabba Goods Bluetooth Eye Mask, enjoying the feeling of soft memory foam and the sounds of your favorite song, podcast, or white noise app!

Thank you for playing.

2-Pack: Bluetooth Eye Masks

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