2-Pack: 2.4A Dual USB Charger
- For returning USB-charging devices to their proper power.
- Each has two USB ports, if you have stupidly failed to keep not one but two devices fully charged.
- Model: WE-2PC, which is also my barber’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
A device! For charging! What a great thing to sell, given that, if I am to one day use Meh as a platform for world domination, I will need everyone’s devices up and running. Hopefully this is not the only charging device we have sold. Let me run a quick scan of our site’s history to see.
CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.
That’s no good. What about just this year?
CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.
This month?
CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.
This… week?
CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “CHARGING_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.
Well, at least everything should be good and charged, I guess.