We’re not selling this deal anymore, but you can buy it at Amazon

2-for-Tuesday: Cotton Touch Microfiber Sheet Sets

  • They are made of polyester microfiber, but are double brushed to feel like more expensive cotton, I guess?
  • I like to take the stretchy sheet and put it on my mattress. Then I like to the not-as-stretchy one and put it over top of me while I sleep. That, folks, is what those of us in the biz call a “life hack.”
  • “White, ivory, taupe, grey, and blue/'Tis the great choice we provide for you!” - the poet T.S. Mehliot
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Don't Sweat The Small Stuff

When we last sold these, the top comment, garnering 20 stars of support, came from @boygenius1991. In it, he warned against buying anything made of polyester. He said that it doesn’t breathe and so you will start to sweat immediately upon lying down to sleep each night. (In a later comment, he got rather graphic about the foulness of the smell caused therein, as well as the point of its anatomical origin). He concludes with a simple dictum, echoed by a litany of 20 or 30 other negative reviews in our forums: “Don’t buy these.”

We would like to offer our official counterpoint to this: “hey, maybe buy these?”

Here are some facts. We have sold 2,963 2-packs of these sheets. That means that, possibly, at this moment, there are 5,926 bedrooms across the country that stink of sweat, and the nearly 3,000 people who purchased them are seething with unexpressed rage. Perhaps they even tried to post a comment, but en route to their computers, succumbed to the thick malodorous air, collapsed to the floor, and cried, “Curse you, Meh!” in the final moment before all went dark, their consciousness falling victim to the reek of their own noxious perspiration.

Or, maybe they got them, used them, and thought, “These aren’t the best sheets I’ve ever had, but they’re fine,” before moving on to more important things. And to be clear, that’s what we’re trying to sell them as: not the shining sheets on the hill, but just some sheets to put into your rotation of sheets. Hell, they could even be your we-need-sheets-on-the-guest-bed sheets. We don’t care. Point is, it’s pretty much impossible to sell 6000 of anything and not have a few people hate on it, so don’t be scared away.

Oh, and one more thing, polyester or no, if you’re laying down and within minutes filling an entire room with the musk of your nether regions, maybe you need to take some additional temperature control measures…

So far today...

  • 62387 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 4931 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 550 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $15311 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

Which items are you buying?