200-Pack: Fidget Spinners

  • Hell yeahhhhhhhhhh!
  • 200 fidget spinners!
  • Woooooooo!
  • That’s so much spinning!
  • And even more fidgeting!
  • Give them to friends!
  • Or keep them all and build a fidget spinner cuirass
  • Cuirass!
  • You might receive all the same color, you might not
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Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: sweetstevieb@usafacts.org
SUBJ: Please come back.

Hey hey, Steve Ballmer! What up dawg?! Long time no chat! How you been?

I miss you buddy.

It’s been too long since we saw you flop-sweating through a cable-knit sweater hyping Zunes or whatever. I get that you’re into this whole “tracking tax dollars” thing or whatever, but you can’t tell me you don’t miss those corny ass Microsoft videos where you’d dress up like A Night at the Roxbury to hype some new Excel formula or whatever.

You’re a bright shining star, Steve. You were never meant to live behind the scenes. Come back to the spotlight. We’ll all be better for it.

Songsmith was ahead of its time,

Meh

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