12-Pack: Star Wars Hot Wheels Cars
- They’re Hot Wheels cars that look like monstrous versions of Star Wars characters
- Some of the characters are well-known, like R2D2
- Others, like Garazeb Orrelio, are … not
- Give those ones to your kids and keep the cool ones for yourself
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: fanclub@louisck.net
SUBJ: Canceling Fan Club Membership
Hello,
Please cancel my fan club membership. Obviously.
Thanks,
Meh
TO: fanclub@weinsteinco.com
SUBJ: Canceling Fan Club Membership
Hello,
Please unsubscribe me from all future Weinstein Company promotional emails.
Obviously.
Thanks,
Meh
TO: fanclub@prairiehome.org
SUBJ: Canceling Fan Club Membership
Hello,
Please cancel my membership in the Prairie Home Companion Fan Club. Obviously.
Thanks,
Meh
TO: fanclub@russelsimmons.com
SUBJ: Canceling Fan Club Membership
Hello,
Please cancel my membership in the Prairie Home Companion Fan Club. Obviously.
Thanks,
Meh
TO: fanclub@russelsimmons.com
SUBJ: RE: Canceling Fan Club Membership
Hello,
Sorry for the confusing email. I started copy/pasting these to make it go faster. Obviously I know Russell Simmons is not involved with Prairie Home Companion. But please still unsubscribe me from all things related to Russell Simmons.
Obviously.
Thanks,
Meh
TO: al@franken.senate.gov
SUBJ: Oh FFS
GETTIN’ REAL TIRED OF HAVING TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM EVERYONE’S BULLSHIT, AL.
TO: fanclub@thetodayshow.com
SUBJ: Unsubscribe
Obviously.
Meh
TO: ed@edsheeran.com
SUBJ: Listen
I swear to God if you turn up dirty I am gonna lose it.
Meh
