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The Mehliad

Chapter 39
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

We all took Norton’s death hard. The morale among Goggles, Aoelh, and I plummeted. We barely spoke, even as we arrived in the skyport of Chanland. Geoff’s attack had been sudden, but not entirely unexpected. Goggles agreed that there wasn’t much we could’ve done to prevent his falling. But Norton had been nothing but loyal. And paranoid. But mostly loyal. His death, being knocked overboard when Geoff threw me into him, felt senseless.

My half-hearted joke that at least we didn’t have to hear him declaring there was some kind of threat aboard went over really poorly.

Chanland was probably the worst place we could’ve visited in that frame of mind. Sa had seemed like a nihilistic place, but the inhabitants of Chanland were psychotic by comparison. They greeted us with glee as we tied up, and each person we questioned for directions to the jungle portal we’d heard about seemed incredulous that we would try to avoid the Overlords.

“They’re going to conquer everything and turn it all into milquetoast,” one snorted, “It’s going to be hilarious.”

“But they’ll ruin you guys. For all your faults, you have one of the freest societies we’ve encountered! The Overlords will change all of that, no matter what you’ve heard. You think you’re going to get to talk about your homemade converted-power-tool masturbation aids when they own everything?

“Goodbye,” chimed in Aoelh. But the very fact that we cared seemed to be the driving force for their embracing the Overlords. When pressed to take some sort of stand or hold a genuine opinion, they’d only respond with “lol” or “lul” or “kek.” It wasn’t that we couldn’t reach them, it was that they refused to be reached.

“Don’t you understand? You’re losing everything that makes your home…I mean not great, per se, but unique.”

“Whatevs,” an anonymous resident replied, “No one bothered us before. They won’t bother us after.” I started to wonder if evading the Overlords was worth it at all.

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