10-Pack: AlcoGrad Single-Use Breathalyzers
- It’s almost mulled wine season!
- And that means it’s almost Uncle-Carl-drank-too-much-mulled-wine season!
- Keep Carl off the road with these single-use breathalyzers
- They don’t have to be calibrated like regular breathalyzers, so Carl will have no excuse
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: help@shutterstock.com
SUBJ: Photo sourcing trouble
How is it 2017 and yet when I search your so-called “image library” for simple, straightforward terms like “nude man chimp” I get no results? Ditto for “fungal chicken gun.” You people deal in STOCK IMAGES. As in the most common, mundane situations.
I don’t even know how you people look at yourselves in the mirror.
I have a small personal library of images I’m willing to sell you for $1 each. They are pretty low-res, and you’ll need to convert them to jpeg or whatever from my own, proprietary “jorpoog” format. But I’ll sell you a format conversion tool for $1 million. Make the check payable to CASH, I don’t like people asking questions.
It’s pronounced GIFF,
Meh
